A fork of Rural Dictionary
Blow My Ass Off.
Occurs when ingesting extremely gaseous-causing foods or attemping to reenact the burrito episode from "Man verus Food". You feel like you are missing the entire lower section of your digestive tract. Treatment requires a visit to a digestive health specialist which may not be successful. On a postive note, you will be exempt from the phrase, "Stick it up your ass buddy" cause you don't got one!
One day at school...
Jane- Hey Sally, do beans make you fart.
Sally- no, but your Mom's brussel sprouts always BMAO
1- bro let’s go hit this cart this class is BMAO
2-ik it’s boring my ass off to. fuck this shit
Blast My Astronaut Off. Clean version of 'LMAO', or Laughing My Ass Off, for wusses that don't like to cuss but want to stay scene.
Person A: and then I said, that's not a monkey, that's my wife!
Person B: BMAO
Person C: FAIL