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A small but plump penis of an infant. A term often used negatively to reference a specific look or expression someone makes (implying that they want to molest a child) on social media sites

"Her picture totally looks like she wants a fat BabyDick in her mouth "

small dick, smaller than normal

Damn, that Jim has such a babydick

Small or weak, like a baby's penis.

"That was one babydick hit breh, you must have some babydick lungs"

At times when certain people ingest LSD their phallus can become very limp, if you will, and of course, rather soft, and also sometimes malfunctions during uniration. This condition is referred to as babydick. With some people, alongside babydick is a little thing called impotence. Or Whiskey dick, if you prefer. Trying to get a hard on can be the hardest of tasks. (No pun intended).

Sherlock Holmes: "Dude. Jeeves, I tried to get it on with this trick ass hoe from dowb the block last night. The thing is, I was trippin' balls last night and I had a case of babydick. I couldn't get it up. Watson: "That's terrible, sir."

Noun; slang for the medical term "micro penis" An abnormally small penis; Usually resulted by a medical condition, but can also be diagnosed by that girl you hooked up with and never called back and/or your ex that you cheated on. Babydick can also be diagnosed by signs and symptoms, which are inclusive of but not limited to: -Excessive bragging about penis size. -Unappropriate crotch grabbing. -Finding yourself only having sex when partners are intoxicated. -Having never experiencing oral sex. -Dishonesty about sex life. -Feeling too much shame to call sexual partners back after sexual endeavor. -Finding yourself unable to satisfy sexual partners. -Failed attempts at trying to compensate for small penis with ridiculously large ego

It is a shame that guy I hooked up with last night had babydick, he was really hot. Mike probably won't call you back, even though you were too drunk to remember hooking up with him, he has babydick.

Babydick is a term reserved for only the biggest of faggots, who are known to use racist remarks and take it up the anus like no other. Only Babydicks have perfected the technique of lying out of the things that they get into by insulting others when they aren't around.

Everybody knows Doug talks shit about everybody behind their backs, why does he have to be such a Babydick?

The act of been a little bitch or lame. Not willing to do something. Someone who isn't very outgoing.

Robert stop been a babydick and ask her out already! dude stop been a baby dick and lets go out tonight