A fork of Rural Dictionary
The manner in which the character 'Britta Perry' from the lesser known sitcom "Community", pronounces the word "Bagel". *A bag of bagels falls on the ground from the study table* Britta: "Oh great, so much for baggles" Jeff: "So much for what?" Britta: "The baggles, you dropped them on the floor"
*A bag of bagels falls on the ground from the study table* Britta: Oh great, so much for baggles Jeff: So much for what? Britta: The baggles, you dropped them on the floor
A group of three or more douche bags. In expanded form, "a baggle of douche."
"I just got hassled by this baggle in Blackhawk jerseys at the bar for wearing a Lightning hat." "You should have seen this baggle of douche who rolled through Target the day they had bogo on Axe Body Spray."
Haggling between a buyer and a seller to receive the best possible price on a whole bag of shopping.
Steve baggled so effectively that he had money left over for premium pie and a craft beer.
When having anal sex it is possible to prolapse, some people then take that prolapse and staple it to the ass cheeks to create a donut out of the internals then a few days later it starts oozing yellow fun stuff that is baggle mung
Ooh I just prolapsed quick pull it out and staple it then you can have baggle mung for tea