A fork of Rural Dictionary
fuckin sweet character from "Perfect Strangers"
chicks dig him because his name is Balky
Somedy who plays Call of Duty and takes it way to seriously.
Somebody who thinks that they are the announcer and repeat everything he says.
"Wow, I played some Search and Destroy last night with this 3rd Prestige, He's such a Balky."
Giving yourself the Perfect Stranger. Either numbing both hands or going to the next level with a topical anesthetic while performing masturbation.
While the dentist was away to jacked his topical cream so I could give myself a Balki later that night.
in general we consider this to be a frat boys penis
Dude, I went to the frat last night, and there was mad balki cock around trying to get all up in my grill.