A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun 1. A nice way of saying bullshit, around someone who doesn't like cursing (ex. Your Grandma) 2. A disgusting over processed meat that you should never, ever eat Adjective A way of calling someone an ass
1.~Friend- " Hey i'll give you 20 bucks for that cookie" ~You- " That's a heap of Baloney slices" 2.~Friend- " Yeah that's true, I am going to go make a baloney sandwich" ~You- " I think I need to reconsider our friendship" 3.~Your Grandma- "Stop being such a baloney, you're worse than your father!"
How retard Americans pronounce the name of the beautiful Italian city, Bologna. Also some gross processed meat made out of rats' anuses.
Chad: "Hey dude would you like some of my Baloney??" Cecil: "Fuck off you twat."