A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of a motorist spontaneously leaving their automobile and physically attacking a cyclist.
I was baltered on my ride into work this morning. This dude just jumped out of his car and baltered me in the face.
A drug dealer who's known to be unreliable only going as far as contacting you and then not responding for 3 weeks.
Dude 1: hey man what's up u got some lsd? Dealer: Yea Broman I have lsd meet me in the city I'll have it it's 80 dollars. Dude 1: yeah man no worries 2 hours Later Dude 1: I'm in the city u coming bro. 3 weeks late Dealer : Hey bro man sorry I forgot to text you what is it u asked for? Dude 1: Nah it's all good ur a Fucking balter
" the art of artless dancing whilst partaking in chat that is playful, intelligent and original!! "
We had such a fun night dancing last night..it was proper Balter Banter!
To describe someone acting in a brain-dead way by dancing around in a weird manner and jiggling their ass. Commonly use for downies, autistic people, etc. You get what I mean…
Did you see the cleaner auntie yesterday? She was baltering all over the place while I was trying to study, sweeping dust away from her and repeatedly trying to scrub off a butterfly printed on the floor! What a downie!