A fork of Rural Dictionary
a word meaning anything and everything in the english dictionary.
jasmine: why is there bread in my hair?
marshall: baluga.
an animal that you call an overweight friend
Fatty: i will have the cookies, brownies, cupcakes, pie, ice cream, and the carrot cake for dessert
you: your suck a baluga
A shit so incredibly big it blocks the toilet and after a while blows the whole bathroom up and leaves shit within 5 km of the explosion.
I feel so sick I might do a Baluga bomb
when you're trying to shit, but it gets stuck halfway out of your asshole, causing you to reach in your ass to pull it out. Causes you to moan and groan like an "angry baluga"
guy 1: bro this morning I had to pull an angry baluga
guy 2: well did it come out?
guy 1: fuck yeah it did.