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Bamboozling

The sometimes sexual, always hilarious act of taking a dump in ones mouth, and duct taping it shut on them.

Dann: I Bamboozled this girl last night
Jon: You goof

by Jon Bray July 10, 2005

Bamboozling

The act of quickly inserting a bamboo pole in someones ass while they aren't looking.

Someone go get me some bamboo, Todd is in need of a proper Bamboozling!

by Hooterheimer June 21, 2018

Bamboozled

Screwed up deeply twice by viet cong employer changing salary policy everyday. You keep smiling motherfuker!

I sell you my fake stocks my dear bamboozled friend. Dead line in three hours motherfuker!

by A6600871_kkk July 08, 2020

bamboozle

To be tricked or cheated.

I been bamboozled.

by Pro-fes-i-nal October 20, 2003

Bamboozled

Fooled, conned. Often, one who is bamboozled becomes embarrassed.

I've been bamboozled; this sandwich contains the lettuce, ham, and mustard, all right, but the tomatoes are nowehre to be found! This is the last time I ever trade lunches with Brock...

by Diggity Monkeez February 02, 2005

bamboozled

To be tricked or swindled by another via intentional manipulation or deceptive practices.

I told my wife not to go car shopping without me but she didn't listen. As a result, the salesman bamboozled her into buying a car she doesn't need and can't afford.

by JayDub October 01, 2004

Bamboozler

Someone that pursaudes using flattery or charm.

Alan is the chief bamboozler.

by God’s Deputy November 13, 2018