A fork of Rural Dictionary
Has a huge weiner, is black thanks to the hair on it. Professional in the sex department and fucks hard. Makes great kebab too.
Fuck me Bartu
An insecure short boy that can't take insults and tries his chance with every girl out there. He might seem like a good friend but he'll ask you out when you least expect it. However, he always gets rejected because he puts the milk first while making a cereal.
Bartu should stop hanging with her. They will never be anything more than Bros
Attractive charming and funny
Has everything in a guy that you could look for his penis could satisfy everyone in existence for he is a demi god
See that guy over there his name is Bartu I wish I could be half the man he was
Bartu is wealth, glory, fame and a destination. Bartu was given as a name to one of the oldest khans
Sometimes I have dreams about Bartu
A great poet, musician, player and thinker. He loves so hard that it makes you feel like you are the most angelic muse that inspires a god. He is the most wonderful surprise that life can give, just know that when you see one. Full of pure energy and poetically bewitching spirit.
Oh I see why my heart feels the pangs of a thousand tiny icicles melting down, it is Bartu!