Country Dictionary

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Baytown

Place where half the students who go to the University of Houston are from.

Baytown is so boring, I can't even remember what it's like.

by James Moriarty III May 17, 2023

Baytown

Baytown is a city that is on the East end of the Houston, Texas metropolitan area. It is populated by people who are generally employed in the petrochemical industry and work in the refineries located in and near Baytown. These people are known to be generally hardworking, if somewhat unsophisticated. Many of these people could be called hillbillies or swampers. Trailer trash is commonly seen in and around the Baytown area. Sometimes these people are referred to as "refinery trash."

1. Dude, lets go to Baytown. We can hang out at the Sonic and pick up on some chicks who are really trailer!

2. I'm glad I made it out of Baytown alive, the belligerents driving their lifted pickup trucks were in a huge hurry to get back to the trailer park to climb on the old lady!

3. My girlfriend is special. She lives in Baytown and doesn't have a tattoo. Yet.

by Rook's Buddy May 09, 2010

Baytown

A horrible black hole of a town. it sucks you in and it is almost impossible to break it's hold on you. it is full of worthless men and stupid women. The few good people are always trying to get out. AKA DirtyBay

God i can't wait to get out of Baytown

by TattoodMom August 04, 2008

Baytown

A crappy town east of Houston known for its factories, not much to do except the mall where half the stores are closed

I went to visit my aunt who lives Baytown, the town is so bad

by StaplesHasStaples September 12, 2021

Baytown

place where shit never happens

Yeah i went to baytown and the shits gay.

by marcus....of baytown July 12, 2008

Baytown

the most magical town with good mexican food.

food, unicorns, chemicals, parks, cheap, baytown, crowded, middle class.

by mandymo August 27, 2008

Baytown

A City in South east Texas that is located on the Trinity Bay. Baytown has a rich history and the first settlers in the area date back to 1822. Baytowns booming economy, location and access to many recreational activities make it highly desired place to live. Baytown is a hidden gem that most don't know about and Baytown is fine with that.

Once you visit Baytown, you will want to live there.

by 5oh February 18, 2017