A fork of Rural Dictionary
When your inept manager pushes all their work onto their employees to avoid facing upto their responsibilities because they're a pussy.
Omg, Steve just bean bagged me like crazy, why doesn't he just learn to do his job!?
when one sits on a bean bag and is slowly eating and raped by said bean bag vicously until all that is left is underwear and converses
Emma: dude you ever been bean baged?
paul: no what's that
Arvind: ah he doesn't know emma lets go (nod's wisely)
Paul: awww come on let me be bean bagged
Emma: well, ok....
Paul: ok (sit's on bean bag) what now, o god help help!!!!!
Arvind and Emma: paul you were just bean bagged baby!
Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.
Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
The female equivalent of the 'Wank Bank'.
A mental storage of arousing sights or experiences for future onanistic pursuits.
In Lehmann's terms, what your lass thinks about when she's flicking the bean.
Sophie felt Carl's bulging bicep. She then stored it safely in her Bean Bag
The act of getting T-bagged by a ballsack the size of a bean bag chair
This big ass black guy bean bagged the shit out of me.