Country Dictionary

is the act of drinking beer, anywhere & anytime.

me: Beering?
friend: Sure
me: let's fucking go

the act of replacing an ice pack with a cold beer can.

Oh he is beering his sore hipflexer

1. To become intoxicated by the excessive consumption of beer.

Ex: Sally had a rough day at the office and planned to get beered after work with her divorcee girlfriends.

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

beer GOOD!

My mother told me that beer is my enemy, but Jesus told me to love my enemy

Jesus > Mother

Beer > Water

The cause of and solution to all life's problems!

-via Homer J. Simpson

Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Helping white people dance since the 1600's.