A fork of Rural Dictionary
A vegetable similar to a potato in that it is a root and carries similar qualities to potatos. The inside of this vegetable is purple with blood red juices. Nigger's happen to love this vegetable very much. You have to be careful where you use the word because negros will flock to beets.
"Ya'll got them new Beats by Dre boy?" "Naw nigga but my moms got deez fresh beets from da market, gawd" "Damn nigga, I love me some beets. Hand em' ova"
that band from the Doug show, remember? They did "I need more allowance" and "Killer Tofu"
The best band ever to spring fully formed from a cartoon. More famous songs include "Killer Tofu", "I need more allowance" and "Shout your gums out".
loser: "Damnit man! I tried to get tickets for The Beets, but they were all sold out!" loyal fan: "You are a fool."
Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.
Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.
Commonly found in a certain business park in Scranton, PA (grown locally at one Schrute Farms), the beet is considered by many to be the mother of all vegetables. Not to be eaten raw by non-beet farmers. Fact- Bears eat beets.
Andy- (bites beet, spits out) You're supposed to cook these, aren't you? Dwight- (laughs) Cornell. (eats beet) --------------------------- Jim- Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica. Dwight- What is going on? What are you doing? Jim (aside)- Last week, I saw these glasses on sale. $4. And it only cost $7 to create the rest of the ensemble, which adds up to... (uses calculator watch) $11. Jim- (places bobblehead on desk) Dwight (shouting) Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year! Jim- (stands up) Michael! (walks into office) Dwight- Oh, thats funny. (stands up) Michael! (walks into office) (theme song plays)