A fork of Rural Dictionary
Similar to the Donkey Punch, however a broken neck is required and then after ejaculation, your entire hockey team must dog pile ontop of both of you. It is recommended, although not necessary, that the broken neck occur before the dog pile.
Aww man , he tried a donkey punch and gave her the Bertuzzi
To deliver a devastating cheap shot from behind.
I never could've beat that guy in a fair fight, so I Bertuzzied him instead. He's still in the hospital.
1. To impetuously sneak up behind someone and deliver a malicious, often life-threatening blow. 2. To McSorely someone without the use of a stick.
In response to his attack on Canucks captain Marcus Naslund, Steve Moore was viciously Bertuzzied in General Motors Place.
Verb - To punch someone in the face from behind and drive their face into the ground/ice while they are unconcious.
Danny bertuzzi-ed Bruce and now Bruce is in the hospital.
To be hit from behind or the side, in an aggressive and unsuspecting manner.
The mouth piece at the bar finally shut up, when the bouncer Bertuzzied him from behind and threw him out of the club.
the act of being an epic dildo when you think you're doing something justified and noble
waiter: this guy only tipped me 10% therefore i must murder him, his family and his friends. chump: awesome, why don't you download some child porn while you're at it and make your bertuzzi complete.
The Bertuzzi is a variation of the donkey punch except that you have to wear the old # 44 canucks uniform and when you slam yer cock in her ass instead of punching her you give her a forearm to the back of the neck and 10 of yer buddies jump outta the closet ontop of her breaking her neck
Dude I gave that bitch "the bertuzzi last night and now I gotta go to court