A fork of Rural Dictionary
A descriptive word for the best thing ever. Which is above all other words
kenneth is a betie
Diabetes. Also spoken as, "the betis"
Before I had the betis I would rape... wild alligators.
a commonly used word when in awkward situations. (in complete silence...randomly say the word) "BETIS"
"How large is your vagnia?" (Awkward Silence.................) "BETIS!"
When a bottle of beer is placed inside the rectum, and the top is broken off, inside leaving shards of glass in ones anus, whereupon the beverage is then consumed by anyone.
Hey did you hear that John just drank a betis beer an hour ago.
Er Beti (also known as Betis or Real Betis Balonpié) is a team in La Liga Santander (or Spanish soccer league) which is fucking perfect. It is the best team in the world. It is like Lord Shaggy but in football. It just uses a 0.00000001% of its power, and teams like Barcelona and Real Madrid beat er Beti because they use a 0.00000004% of er Beti’s full power.
In English - x1 : Yo, did you see er beti’s game last night? They beat Barcelona 12-0! They didn’t even seem to be trying! x2: They’re just the best. In Spanish - x1 : Eh illo, viste el partido der Beti de anoche cabrón? Le metieron 12 a los independentistas (es humor) ! Un gol más y el Mesi se va del campo. No parecían ni intentar ganar. x2 : Que te crees chaval. Son los mejores.