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birth-day

expelled from a safe, warm environment into a cold, wicked world to live with pain, suffering, frustration, pedophiles, rapists, murderers, disease, poverty so you can die......

birth-day, birthday, birth, world, baby, hell, delivery

by psychoesthesiac July 07, 2010

BIRTHING DAY

The day commemorating the actual birthday of a child from the perspective of the mother who physically gave birth to that child. That is to say, on any given child's birthday, that day is the respective biological mother's "Birthing Day" for that child specifically.

Every year, on the birthday of their daughter, Ella, Justin gives flowers to his wife, Julia, to celebrate her Birthing Day, which commemorates the labor of love Julia endured to give life to Ella. birthing day

by AheadofherTime November 04, 2017

Giving birth-day

When a mother wants some recognition for giving birth to her child on their subsequent Birthdays.

Wife: I deserve a present because it's my giving birth-day.
Happy Giving Birth-day.

by Mummybee February 14, 2010

birth control day

a term for when childless teachers are glad they are childless and plan to continue to be childless after a rough day at work

the kids have been bouncing off the wall all day. screamin, throwing things, and tattling. it was just a birth control day!

by kixxarse July 30, 2010