A fork of Rural Dictionary
n. biscotti-head 1. An eliitist who frequents upscale coffee shops hoping to appear sophisticated or intellectual. Etymology: From biscotto, (plural biscotti) an Italian biscuit often eaten with coffee, and head, ME: hed, recently used to refer to afficionados or addicts of a substance, tool, or lifestyle. Date: Early 21st century
That biscotti-head daily drives 6 miles out of his way just so he can check his email at Starbucks.