A fork of Rural Dictionary
alternative to gravy.
Jamay: "hows it going foo?" Jago: "its aaaaaall bisto"
A fart. To be used in the expression "Ah, Bisto" inferring relief at the passing of some aromatic wind. Origin: Bisto adverts. The family sit down to eat and one member of the family (following a deep inhalation through the nose) expresses their delight at the smell provided by the gravy, by exclaiming: "Ah, Bisto".
Q "Did you just let one go?" A "Ah, Bisto!"
You’re in the pub with your mates, it’s getting a bit late- someone shouts over “oi Han, get the bisto in”
dirty scouse person who finds it hard to comprehend the english language
person A-where are you from? person B- Ellsmere Port, its on the wirral person A- dirty fuckin Bisto shit
Pronounced Ahhhh-sss-Bisto. The gravy like substance fired down the cold ceramic of a toilet. Usually credited to a dodgy curry, it often leaves ringsting to the unlucky recipient and whilst in full flow will echo the sounds of a machine gun being fired into a pond. This is one gravy train nobody wants a ticket to ride and will arrive without any schedule.
Ohhhh lord of mercy that curry has given me Ass-Bisto, I'd give it 5 before you attack that bathroom