A fork of Rural Dictionary
A fatass black man from the ghetto who delivers presents to all da good lil' chillun in the hood. He drives a red Cadillac EXT with a big sack in the back and breaks into the white neighborhoods at night to steal their shit and bring it to all his niggas and bitches. Instead of coming down the chimney, Black Santa breaks down your door and his elves help him lift your couch into his truck. If you see Black Santa, don't say shit 'cause he carries a .45.
Boy: What happened to my Playstation? Dad: Yep, Black santa was here.
When you give someone a gift in order to sleep with them. Then after you've had sex with them and they are asleep...you rob them.
I was trying to sleep with this chick, and she was being shady. So I gave her a "black santa" and I got what I wanted, and some spending money.
Black Santa Claus or Black Santa Noun. 1. The African American stereotype of Santa Claus. This version of Santa is unlikely to leave you any presents. The most likely scenario is he steals your presents, eats the cookies you made and raids your refrigerator for chicken, watermelon and/or grape drink (he won't drink your grape juice though). In the rare event that he does leave a present under your tree it is probably a chopper, which you should load up for Dec. 31st He does not ride a sleigh powered by 8 Reindeer, it is in fact a flying black Bentley Continental V8 with 17in platinum plated rims that never stop spinning. It also contains a 7.1 surround system that can typically be heard playing Soulja Boy or Wiz Khalifa He is typically not very jolly or merry, but he is fat. White Santa's whore for a wife is likely cheating on him with Black Santa. 2. Synonym for Rick Ross
1. 31st Decemeber 3012 A: All the presents under my tree disappeared on Christmas B: Same here man, everything was gone except for this AK-47 A: Black Santa Claus strikes again. Well better load up that chopper, it's Decemeber 31st. 2. "Pull up in a sleigh* hop out like I'm Santa Claus. Niggas gather round got gifts for each and all of y'all" - Rick Ross aka Black Santa Claus * - Bentley Continental
The black santa clause is the santa for all the black fuckers. Black santa hates his job and speaks Spanish.
I can't wait for this christmas when Black santa clause comes!
Face your back to a mirror, drop your pants and look between you legs.
Hey, my ass hole looks like a black eyed santa.
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