Country Dictionary

A blare is a flare within a bong. When the bottom sparks and you completely rip.

Yo I just hopped on the bong and completely blared it. I’m as high as the galaxies.

To play music really loud

Stop blaring the raver shit! ! !

To ignite, light-up, spark-up, set on fire, smoke

Dude, let's trek in the woods and blare that bowl of skunk-weed.

Used as an adjective. Beyond and superior to realistic measures to the point of irony. Intending to be ironic. As a joke or for just descriptions.

Originated from a classmates car he owned it high school. "It was an '87 Camaro LT 5 speed. Stocked with a BLARING 2.8 Liter engine!!!" "Oh here comes that BLARING fast Camaro!" "What's the problem officer? Did you see a BLARING Blue Camaro fly by here? No I didn't, oh wait an 80s LT camaro? YEAH? Clocked him in the school zone...little racer was blaring thru it at 10 under!

During sex, when you pull out and ejaculate on a girl's stomach and then proceed to blow on it to dry it out.

I tried to complete the Breezy Blare, but that bitch did the Ford Up! and got my own cum on my face!

To be unbelievably fucked up. Most likely from alcohol.

Rick:I just drank a bottle of captain and smoked 2 blunts. Kyle: Damn g you must be blared up.

the 1st day where its warm enough to role ur windows down and b/c of that u blare rap no matter what ur skin color or musical preference, its the only day white ppl can get are allowed to blare rap w/o fear of a black person jumping them

Quienten: check out that white boy blaring rap with his windows down Rudy: dam that shit is wack Quienten: lets jump him then jack his shit Rudy: Any other day i would love to, but its rap blare day so we gotta leave him alone. Quienten: dam