A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you fart and poop comes "blasting" out into your underwear, thus resulting in a quick rinse in the sink!
Oh my god, I think Stephen's fart was a blasto!
The russian word for score mostly used by drunken englishmen who dont know any other russian apart from vodka
Comes from an episode of 'That's So Raven' in which Devon (pronounced deh-vawn) is obsessed with some sci-fi TV show, much like Star Wars, only, no Leia in the metal bikini.
Devon: Astro Blasto! Imaginary White Guy: Shut the fuck up.
The Blasto is the act of cracking the fingers in such a way it forces your muscles to contract and produce a blast of gas from the ass.
Jehova's Witness: "Good morning, I would like to tell you of the works of the great and holy Jesus Christ." You: *Prepares to let forth The Blasto*