A fork of Rural Dictionary
Anyone after their latest marriage that looks at their children and realizes they have half-siblings, a biological sibling, and step siblings, is a blended family.
Victoria had such a hard time with her family photo at show and tell day. She could not get the other children to understand who was who in her blended family.
A married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage
Aaron and his wife Rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. Aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren't biologically his
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses. Person 2: Yes. Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.
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Person 343: Child Labor And The Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses. Person 2: Yes. Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release