A fork of Rural Dictionary
A Blenge is a term for an item which is being described as possessing both the qualities of a Bellend and a Minge, but not in a positive way.
Most regularly used to describe someone who has done something either idiotic or rancid in an insulting manner.
Pronounced:-
Bl-en-juh
Don't bother talking to Dave, he's being a complete Blenge.
Someone who looks like 4'11 and says she's 5'2 but in reality, she's 4'9; a person whose brain has dimples and is completely confused about everything; a person who gets sleepy a lot but is always hyperactive.
Wow, she looks cute, I wonder if she's a bleng bleng