A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you’re texting or talking on the phone to a date and you think it’s going great, but suddenly and without warning he/she just hangs up on you or blocks you.
So I was talking on the phone to Greg and I thought it was going great, but then he blindsided me and I haven’t heard from him since.
A scenario where Everything breaks, normally happening out of nowhere.
Did you hear John's computer Blindsided? he says it just broke.
What happens in every other episode of Survivor.
That was a massive blindside, no one expected that!
1) Awesome swedish rock band 2) A surprise attack 3) A cheap shot
1) I just bought Blindside's new CD 2) I got blindsided by a pack of angry wolves. 3) Will got blindsided during a fight with tim by a pack of angry wolves
A sex move that uses the element of surprise, precise positioning and distraction. While engaging in vaginal intercourse in some variation of a rear entry position (most commonly, doggy-style), the male participant maintains composure until the brink of ejaculation. At which point, he will excitedly taps the consenting female participant on the LEFT shoulder. While she turns her head inquisitively, her mate positions himself to her immediate RIGHT, adjacent to her shoulder. As she swings her head back to the right, the male releases his ejaculate in her face. Thus rendering her dazed, confused, and in certain rare cases, incapacitated. The BLINDSIDER
Examples of possible female reactions to the Blindsider: Disgust, disbelief, horror, surprise, and in some rare instances, complete acceptance and a request repeat performances.