A fork of Rural Dictionary
1.(n)a sleazy,sex crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for "gay-ass art rock",
and little consideration for the feelings of "gay-ass art rockers".
2. (v) to do anything; sexual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a Blitch
1) (n) I saw Blitch last nite at Cups slaggin on a Wilco fan.
2) (v) The Wilco fan got his ass totaly blitch-slaped.
A girl that leaves a guy with blue balls and is also a bitch
I can’t believe it, she was such a blitch!
A portmanteau of blog and glitch. Coined by Dennis of LA Times Crossword Corner blog.
Blogger's recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to Spam area which requires moderation. Serious blitch.
A University of Idaho Delta-Chi.
A poser wearing carat studs and backwards hat.
A girl/woman who abuses the law against a male hitting a females, to hit a guy and get away with it. Most Blitches are normally not that attractive and cannot get a boyfriend.
"Dorothy always punches me and I cant do anything about it!" "Wow, what a Blitch
African American lady who is really, really mean.
Black + Bitch= Blitch
Wanda Sykes can act like a real 'Blitch' sometimes. Or, my ex-girlfriend is a real Blitch.