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Blowpops

Happiness in a candy.

Otherwise known as addictive.

Your future world leader's weakness (yours truly).

"I was about to behead the peasant, but I abruptly stopped when I heard his offer of unlimited blowpops for life."

by Jade November 14, 2004

blowpop

Refering to someone who think they are hard but really are not (hard on the outside, soft on the inside).

Look at this blowpop ass dude...

by Robersonnnn April 05, 2007

Blowpop

When a guy is face-fucking a girl so hard he cracks her jaw, which results in a popping noise. This is the ultimate way of showing a woman affection.

Wow, Johnny just blowpopped the fuck out of Ivonne, he must really have feelings for her!

by swafflemonster December 01, 2009

Blowpop

A blowjob given while the sucker has Poprocks in there mouth, acting as a stimulant and vibrator.

Dude, on the way back from the candy store she totally gave me a Blowpop!

by Tittie Wizard October 24, 2011

Blowpop

A straight up 'busta'. One is usually called a 'Blowpop' if they are a big ol' 'sucka.'

"A blowpop - that's a straight up busta. I call 'em blowpops 'cause they big ol' suckas." - Gucci Mane

"Aye, bitch, stop bein' blowpop, man."

"Sucka, you's a blowpop."

by Tha LawnmowerMan January 10, 2010

BlowPop

A BlowPop is when the performer of oral sex on a male recipient has a carbonated beverage in there mouth such as soda (pop) resulting in a bubbly simulation of the penis.

When she laughed while giving him a BlowPop, Pepsi spilled all over his lap.

by Valerie Disgraceful December 09, 2010

Blowpop

a cock about to or getting sucked like it was a blowpop.

Let me unwrap your blowpop and suck it until it explodes.

by I suck black cock August 21, 2006