A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word with so many uses, generally negative. Derived from the infamous "blue waffle" picture (google it, feel lucky). Synonymous with "disgusting whored out vagina covered in blue mucus".
That was a complete Bluewaffle of a day, I got dicked in the face by some drunk asshole! I got so Bluewaffled last night I stabbed some guy with my dick, in the face! That guy dicked me so hard in the Bluewaffle, and the face!
a mixture of 5 sexually transmitted diseases and one rare blue vagina thing found on the internet. Usually obtained from gang bangs in Mexican jail cells and or giant sea turtles.
Jim: Yo Dewd i finally got out of that nasty ass jail cell below the border. Alberto: FUCk yo that must have sucked did you get swine flu? Jim: nah but i got raped by 4 guys and now i have s.h.g.c.b.a. Alberto: wahtt? Jim: Syphili-herpe-guana-clamida-bluewaffle-aids. pretty common actually.