A fork of Rural Dictionary
To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason. It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that. You totally just blueberried. Those are blueberry shenanigans.
Blue balls of a juvenile (under the age of 18). Derogatory form of blue balls of an adult (age 18+) insinuating the person has little balls.
Kid: "Damn bro, the chicks in our high school always gave me a mean case of blueberries." Or Guy 1: "fuckin nuts are aching from that chick from the bar last night." Guy 2: " haha, u got the blueberries!" Guy 1: "fuck you!"
When boobs are squeezed so hard and for a long period of time that they become blue like blueberries.
"Woah, Pigeon. Those are some pretty big blueberries you got there buddy boy,"
A great strand of dank cannabis.
I just smoked a Blueberry blunt to the dome.
A bunch of fangirls from ONTD (who have since spun off into their own community) that showed photos of their junk/boobs to Eli Roth on MySpace in return for his leering approval.
Those Blueberries just sent Eli Roth a picture of their tits! Shameless harlots!
A word use to end a conversation that is going nowhere or is redundant.
We already talked about this...Blueberries
Blueberries or Berries is a slang name 30mg Oxycodone. They are round, blue, and delicious!
Hey bro, I wanna go pick some Blueberries, but not for $30 a pop.