Country Dictionary

Verb
To poke finger on someones nose, or to sit on a ball during a concert.

Noun

A word Jared Leto uses when he wants to drive the Echelon crazy.

Jared boinked the ball during the concert and fell on his butt. Ball 1 Jared 0

Jared Leto: Who wants to know a secret? BOINK!

Boink has taken the place of soon for Jared Leto

the Roadtrip word for fucked

"I met this chick last night and I BOINKED her"

A word that your parent's use to describe sex to you, even when you are an adult.

Oh my lord, Jennifer! You're... you're not BOINKING him, are you?

Yes mom, he's my husband.

1. to fuck

2. a sound effect for when something bounces

i boinked your mom

the ball goes boink boink

Screwing, fucking, having sex

Stop boinking my boyfriend

Boinking

Boinking the sound a pogo stick makes when in use.

Boinking can also be a vulgar term for having casual sex with someone.

Oh they're not committed, they're just boinking(having sex).

When you had a math test but you didn't know the answer to question six and your friend says that you are stressed and that makes you even more stressed and then your so stressed you don't know how to be stressed anymore and then your friend says you got boinked

ME: Ok Cookie why you so stressed out on that math tho
Cookie: Aight man I don't know how to do this question man
ME: you got BOINKED