A fork of Rural Dictionary
A word used mostly by the British to describe the metal sheet covering your engine of your vehicle. It can also be known as a hat...
- The smoke was rising from under the bonnet... - Put on your bonnet its bloody freezing outside...
bon-et (n): 1) The art of a man acting like a woman or little girl. 2) A common name for someone who relinquishes their man card to indulge in overt feminine activity.
Adam was being a bonnet when he elected go flower shopping instead of watching baseball. Alex is such a bonnet when talking to cougars; I swear he likes pegging! You might want to loosen your bonnet Brian... remember, there is football to be watched, and paddle boating to be missed!
A massive weasel (when someone's voice involuntarily goes high-pitched during a normal sentence), normally associated with someone know only as K-Dogg. Everyone weasels every now and then, but hearing a bonnet is a rare occasion (unless you're around K-Dogg).
- Stu, K-Dogg just did a massive bonnet! - You just did a massive bonnet.
That small pink bunny that tries to kill you, but ends up asking your for a hug. It takes her seven eternities for her to get to you, but if she does, boop her nose. The female counter-part of Bon-Bon
No, Bonnet doesn't have a pink errection.
the act of getting hit by a car, and surviving...
'Yo dude, im tripping home from the cinema at three in the morning and sum guy just Bonnets me' or Randomer on his phone: Wow a guy in the road GUY IN THE ROAD: Please help me... Randomer on his phone: Jay, This dude got Bonneted... GUY IN THE ROAD: ***Dying*** Randomer on his phone: lol