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Boogeyman

A person assigned to assassinate someone. He's the best at his job and works covert. Highly skilled and trained with weaponry and a killing machine.

Example: Agent: We need to set up a boogeyman to take him out. Other guy: Yeah only he can do it now

by Anonymous nymomynous January 02, 2019

Boogeyman

The act of simultaneous performing cunnilingus on a female and massaging her breasts while making a slurping, boogey-like noise with your mouth. It appears as if you're the boogey man waving his arms and making noises in an attempt to scare someone.

Joe: "Dude that girl was hot, did you eat her out?" Mike: "Hell yeah dude, I did the boogeyman!" Joe: "I thought I heard some scary noises!"

by trapperjack69 March 19, 2014

Boogeyman

One who attempts to pick their nose secretly and doesn't know that someone can see them. And then they eat it.

"OMG BRO! I just saw Russ pulling a boogeyman! He gobbled that think up like."

by Destructive Fruit March 05, 2009

Boogeyman

When you try to get up from a long day in a sitting position, and your legs give-way, resulting in you needing medical care. Usually derived from gamers of FPS's and MMORPG's

"Hey jay had a boogeyman lastnight after playing 10 hours straight of WoW" "Man i had to work overtime this weekend and i nearly had a boogeyman"

by C. Balaban December 03, 2007

boogeyman

The scary monster man that gets little kids at night, usually found under the bed or in a dark closet.

Little eric got eaten by the boogeyman when he didn't say his prayer last night.

by Seanernet October 24, 2003

boogeyman

a terrible movie that should never be watched by anyone

pulp fiction is a good movie, boogeyman is not

by Mad Maximus March 09, 2006

boogeyman

n - A wrestler who came out of the WWE writing team's closet to hunt down their bad storylines.

WWE fan: Oh man, here comes another Teddy Long bit with Nunzio and Vito. (enter Boogeyman) Boogeyman: I am the boogeyman, and I'm comin...ta GITCHA! (Audience cheers)

by Monk of Justice December 19, 2005