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A very disturbing children's show from Britain. Like their forerunners, the Teletubies, they have been smuggled onto public television in the United States of America. Unlike other things that have come to America from Britain, such as monty python and the Beatles, this show has no value of any type. They are round creatures that look as if they had become entangled in seperate colors of christmas lights, each one being it's own color, with five in all. They appear to move about by flatulation, giving new meaning to the expression "farting around". Despite their cute appearance, they are, in fact, the spawn of Hell and the servants of Satan. They seek to make the next generation docile and complacent, so that when the final battle comes, they will be either too stupid or too scared to fight. This was formerly the task given to the Teletubies, but their cover was exposed. Here are some words of warning to anyone who may catch a glimpse of these mostrosities while flipping channels, wash your eyes! If, for any reason, you find them to be, in any way, shape, or form, "cute", seek mental health counseling immediately. In case you have become attracted to them in any way( esp. sexually), kill yourself before you spread this plague.

Boobahz r t3h 3v1l! Boobahs are a disgrace to the peoples of the U.K.

Teletubies after one too many hits of acid.

Woooahhh, pretty colors. Or. Dude, I saw a Boohbah that last trip!

The Teletubbies' freaking weird alter egos that fart too much. Don't ask me who the fifth one is. Maybe he/she/it is a janitor in a Boohbah suit?

The Boohbahs, unlike Barney, are not evil. Just really, really annoying.

Somebody who likes to hypnotize and touch children.

That boohbah is sclass'ing some corpses

The cutest, roundest little guys you’ll ever see. They come in pink, orange, yellow, blue, and purple. Seriously just look up a picture and you’ll want to hug one, they’re adorable.

Jannah: woah remember the boohbah show Mike: yeah it was awesome! Jannah: Boohbahs are the cutest! Mike: Yup! Jumbahs my favorite Jannah: really? I’m a zing zing zing zingbah a girl myself

The closest form of Angels that can be found on Earth. Originate from Blue Heaven, Earth. Cousin Species to the Tellytubbies

A Boohbah came to me in my dreams last night

Imagine a penis with nubs that is wearing a turtle necked sweater that comes all the way to the head. Now imagine this penis is fat, has stubby arms and legs and dances around while acid inspired graphics spin in the backgroud. You have just imagined the pilot episode of the boohbahs.

Boohbahs scare the wholly bejeazous out of me.