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could be used to substitute a word, also used to extend a sentence or statement to the farthest extent. Agreement
Have you watched "Open Discussion on Facebook?" "Boontz I did it was dope!"
Whats Up? BOONTZ
Slang: Meaning- To the highest extent. To end or start a sentence or statement. To Agree with something. To define excitement. VERY HYPE
Have you watched Open Discussion on Youtube and FaceBook? "BOONTz"
a verb (that is a doing word), that can be used in a variety of ways, it is a multipurpose word. it generally means you are doing, or threatening to do something, negative, but is only used in a friendly, jovial way.
i am going to boontze you.
im boontzing you're pen.
you're so getting boontzed when we get home.
Boontz is slang for Ubuntu, a distribution of the GNU/Linux operating system. The proper pronunciation of Ubuntu is 'oo-boon-too', so many people on the Internet have taken to calling it 'the boontz'.
Skye messed up her boontz again -- I had to recompile her graphics drivers before it would boot up.
The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.
Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.
Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.
Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.
Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!
Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.
Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.
Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.
Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?
Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.
Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*
Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.
Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.
Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!