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When someones microphone is making lots of shit noise like a helicopter.

Nathan you mic is borken fix it please!

When you are typing too fast and instead of broken, you type borken.

My mic is borken.

Broken, misspelled.

For something to be borken, it must be broken beyond all repair.

However, the only reason why its beyond all repair, is because it cannot possibly be fixed by the idiot who is stupid enough to call it borken, thus broken beyond all repair.

Guy1: Aw man my TV's so totally borken!
Guy2: Borken? Anyway, what's wrong with it?
Guy1: It won't make any sound!
Guy2: Umm...that's because its on mute.
Guy1: Oh! You must be some kind of genius or something!

Unidentified meat in your meal. May be beef, pork, or chicken, but really could be anything.

"What's the meat in the meat curry?"
"God knows, borken or something."

A typo of the word broken.

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My heart is borken!

Enhancement shamans are as of patch 3.0 completely borken.

I did 1200 DPS on patchwerk yesterday. Shamans are completely borken!

when you are broken beyond repair. so broken that you are borken. unable to form sentences or words properly

my computer is borken
i am borken
my whole life is borken