A fork of Rural Dictionary
To Google oneself, or engage in other acts of internet self-discovery.
"I can't believe he admitted that he borkinned himself."
the brand name of computers that Chuck Norris and God use.
Holy crap Ted, my mom got me a Borkins computer for Christmas! It's the shiz - I'm gonna cum in my pants!
1) When the girl is so wet that the thrusting impact is so hard that the copulation can only be described as an orgasmic mixture of slammin uglies.
2) Slamming that piece of ass so hard that it causes queef sounds loud enough to be heard from a city block away.
3) Gettin boned like a skeleton
Did you see John? He was totally slam borkin Sally last night!
A Scandinavian absolutely thicc bitch who makes sloppy top neat. I swear she gives head like a surgeon, she knows the male g spot. Look up on pornhub or borkinchorkin.edu for this absolutely chunky vacant muff.
Hunrik: did somebody order a pizza?
Borkin Chorkin: I ordered cock
Purposely misspelled version of "broken."
"broken" => "borken" => "borkin'"
P1: My mouse is borkin' again.
P2: Didn't you just fix it last week?
P1: Yeah, probably time to buy a new one...