Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Breasticals

When a woman is on her hands and knees (all fours) and her breasts are jiggling beneath her, just like testicals.

"I did her from behind, and her breasticals were swinging. It was cool!"

by [email protected] July 25, 2005

Breasticals

At Woman: Small boobs. At Man: Huge testicals.

Dude your girlfriend has breasticals! Omg, my boyfriend has f*cking breasticals.

by PizzaEatPizza November 04, 2009

Breasticals

When an old woman's breasts sag so low that she secures them in her pants, causing a large bulge in the frontal pants region.

"Dude she's a man." "No she just has breasticals."

by Iamthewalruscoocoocachoo June 02, 2008

Breasticals

Ones breast looks like testicals.

That fucking kid has breasticals!

by Jeff March 21, 2005

Breasticals

Male bras to hold up the testicles

Person 1: How are your testicles today? Person 2: Not bad, I bought a larger size in breasticals ; now I'm up to a double D.

by Marackas December 31, 2008

breastices

plural of breastice. boobs, boobies, titties, funbags, mounds, rack, busom, chest, and tits. The fleshy mounds supporting the teet on females and transvestibules that, on the former supply infants nourishment in the form of breastice milk.

Look at the breastices on that chick, man what a rack.

by nick May 04, 2005

Breastical

the region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man.

Jewelez: Sam you hit my breastical area!!!! Sophie: What is a breastical? Jewelez: The region of the breastises found usually on the women and occasionally on a severely confused/corrupted man. Kacia: (appearing from behind a dark building) Oh! *wink* Sam: WTF!? who the breastical are you? Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence. All: BREASTICAL Kacia: Who's All? *wink* Jewelez: All gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence. Sam: All has a large breastical region. Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence. Kacia: Oh! *wink* (returns to her dark building) Sophie: *wink* BYE KEESH! Kacia: *wink* good luck with your breasticals, girls. Jewelez: Keeshash gets a gold star for using the term beastical in a sentence. Kacia: *wink* thank you. i will cherrish my gold star forever. Sam: jewelez, your such a breastical. where did you purchase your gold stars? Jewelez: Sam gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence. Miss Poltrock: Jewelez, did you purchase your gold stars in the bathroom? Jewelez: ........ Miss Poltrock: you know, Jewelez, just saying the word "breastical" isn't a complete sentence. Jewelez: Miss Poltrock gets a gold star for using the term breastical in a sentence. All: BREASTICAL