A fork of Rural Dictionary
A good crazy funny boy who lived in Miami, he’s laughing when he was taking about clubbing, male and pop music
Me: bruh look at this dude, he’s a crazy man
My Japanese cousin: That’s Bretman
He is one unique personality with amazing talent and full on sass. He's an inspiration for many and we all know he's hella cute or whateva
Oh that's bretman he's cute or whateva
Bretmanrock is a singer, songwriter, actress, actor, athlete, star of crystal of the day, a coconut water consumer and a scientist on the mothafucking side.
He is a beauty guru and a Nike ambassador. His personality traits: confident, gay, Filippino, funny (not as the other youtubers) , caring, relatable, a true queen , will not offend anyone that easily unless they offended him first, best friends with Nikita Dragun 🐉 and loves Cleo to DEATH. Eventhough he argues with his sister Mae alot, they love each other very much. Bretman Rock also has 3 cats and she also loves to poledance or whateva. He has a bf but never shows him.I’m sorry if I forgot about his lashes lol, he loves his lashes v much. Sorry if my english is bad tho I tried
“Bretman Rock!! It’s time for mascara of the dAy!”
(Bretman to himself): “I said “Bretmann why are you so cute ? ..” And she answered back wit “Because I’m the baddest bitch alive BITCH. Periodt.”, She didnt lie tho.”
“Bretman is my fav youtuber bc he’s extra, funny as hell and actually relatable.”