A fork of Rural Dictionary
Verb; Present-tense
The art of folding a mans scrotum (with contents intact) upwards towards the shaft of the penis, so as to make the access to the anus easier.
Mark: Man, I heard he and his husband got into briefcasing last night!
Timothy: Yeah, he can't even stand straight.
Noun- someone that completely lacks knowledge and looks foolish because so
"Jesus Christ. You're such a briefcase Mike; Robert Frost wasn't just stopping by woods on a snowy evening."
The sexual act at which a male/female inserts a long enough double-ended dildo into one's mouth as well as their rectal cavity creating a "handle" like connection between mouth to ass. While listening to "The People's Court" theme song, the sexual partner will then lift the handle and walk around the room as if entering a courtroom and drop the briefcase.
Man - Hey, I've been feeling pretty BUMMED. I was hoping you'd be able to give me the briefcase tonight?
Woman - Absolutely honey, I will get the DVR up with the most recent "The People's Court"
Man - Thank you! I really need to get dragged around
Woman - It's my pleasure, I love carrying you around.
A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts
Patrick you forgot your briefcase
To smuggle drugs in ones anal orifice to transport past TSA or other security
I refused to smoke the joint Kevin brought because I knew he briefcased it passed security
When you capture your ejaculation in your foreskin to be deposited later.
Don't worry I briefcased, so there is no mess in the bedroom.