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Bronsexual

Any Individual that dickrides or is a bandwagon fan of Lebron James. They will make outrageous claims that Lebron is the best player of all time without proper proof or evidence. Most times they can’t even uplift Lebron without downplaying another player. They also tend to make excuses for ALL of Lebrons shortcomings they will even go as far say “you don’t know basketball” if you don’t agree that Lebron is the best.

“If Lebron won some more rings he will be better than Jordan no debate” “But if Jordan has more rings wouldn’t he be better?” “Idk man Bron faced some tough competition” “You’re for sure a Bronsexual”

by H.Benson June 19, 2018

Bronsexual

Someone who physically can't get an errection or ejaculate without thinking about LeBron James

"Man, I was with my girlfriend and I couldn't get hard but then I looked at the Poster of LeBron James above my bed and lasted about 6 seconds before I remebered LeBron James changed his number to number 6 for Space Jam 2 and came everywhere... and thats when I realised I am Bronsexual"

by Bronsexual fan 69423 May 25, 2022

Bronsexual

1. A Bronsexual is a LeBron fan that goes way to far with it, 96% of Bronsexuals think LeBron James is the greatest of all time. Some Bronsexuals have Michael Jordan and Kareem outside of the top 3 all time spot. 2. Most if not 98% of Bronsexuals are delusional and don't give facts to support there claims of how LeBron James is the greatest of all time, or even top 5 all time. 3. Bronsexuals love LeBron James and will do anything to protect there king. 4. Barry is one of the biggest Bronsexuals 5. Made by @Le0verated on twitter

Another Bronsexual on the TL. That Bronsexual is like the rest, a delusional one.

by Le0verated May 14, 2020

Bronsexual

A nickname for very delusional LeBron James fans.

Lucas thinks LeBron James is the greatest thing since sliced bread, he's such a Bronsexual.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 28, 2021

Bronsexual

A bandwagonging fan of Lebron James who can tell u the dumbest thing about basketball just to show a super defensive demeanor for Lebron. The Philippines, Belgium and the Netherlands are home to a huge numbers of Bronsexuals accumulating as high as 94 percent. Calling Lebron "King" is also one of the ways Bronsexuals do to promote Lebron's legacy.

Notable bronsexuals: SHANNON SHARPE RYAN HOLLINS (Former NBA player) KENDRICK PERKINS (Former NBA player) TRAE YOUNG (Atlanta Hawks Guard) KEVIN DE BRUYNE (Manchester City Midfielder) RIHANNA SKIP BAYLESS is a Closet Bronsexual

by Thomas Meunier November 21, 2020

Bronsexual

Bronsexual is a term used to describe someone who loves and defend LeBron James more than life. A Bronsexual is NOT a fan of any particular team other than Team Bron. A Bronsexual does not have the ability to go back and forth with an intelligent basketball discussion. A Bronsexual is quick to resort to bragging about off the court accomplishments in a very sad attempt to claim that their guy is the goat. When a Bronsexual runs out of ammunition to argue with they will resort to their safe word by simply saying "YOU A HATER". A Bronsexual can't help themselves to the point where they feel that they have to defend his honor and his legacy each and every time they see a post that does not glorify LeBron James

Shannon Sharpe is the biggest Bronsexual of them all because he almost got into a fight with LeBron's opposing team during the game trying to defend his King.

by LeBron Blames February 19, 2023

Bronsexual

A term used by haters of LeBron James to describe fans of James, while not realizing that they are in fact the bronsexuals. They bring up useless bad stats from games he played seven years in the past to justify their hate for him, can make any topic about LeBron, cum on themselves when anything bad happens to LeBron, and overall just cannot stop talking about LeBron James. Typically massive Michael Jordan stans. Skip Bayless is the head Bronsexual.

John: This guy on twitter just called me a bronsexual. Joe: what’s his twitter name? John: @lechoke3-5lebumsux Joe: just ignore him. He’s the real bronsexual. He has a whole twitter page dedicated to LeBron.

by Russell George April 30, 2018