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An award given to only the most deserving actors, directors, singers, hillbillies, and other artistic folk. Rarely awarded, it is said to be the most coveted award in the whole world. Recipients of the Brooky receive a special looking award and pride in knowing that they are better than everyone else.

You don't even need all 32 of your teeth to win a Brooky! Wow! It is the best award ever!!!

Pooping your pants in order to leave work

Bobst couldn’t find anyone to cover his shift so he pulled a brookie.

A BROOKIE is a combination of a brownie and a cookie. Some people refer to them as “Cookie Brownies”, but they are all wrong. BROOKIE GANG.

“No Alexia, I won’t make brookies.”

The nickname of a smart and beautiful girl

Dude have you met brookie yet

A super cool girl, commonly blond, very athletic, smiles a lot, gets lots of guys, and is very popular. Also very easy to talk to and is very honest and a great friend.

cool pretty popular easy honest Brookie

A brookie is usually shy but when you get to know her she’s crazy she’s really beautiful and cute . Most boys want her but she doesn’t know it . She always calls herself ulgy . Has a lot of friends

Hey you know brookie Yeah she’s hot

A common nickname for girls named Brooke. Though Brookes are often seen as perky, blond, bitchy, and shallow, there are a number of intelligent, brunette Brookies who have to live with these stereotypes. If you come across one of these rare finds, you can most likely get their attention by talking about alternative and rock music, biting them (such as on the arm or shoulder), or ranting about the government in a non pompous way. Or just scream, "RACCOON." Brookies love raccoons.

"See that new girl?" "Yeah.... She aint like most Brookes." "I believe she prefers Brookie. Imma get her attention." "How?" "RACCOON!!!!!!"