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Brose

Similar to any form of prose, but directly or tangentially related to bros.

Yo did you read that new Tucker Max book? Some of the best brose I've read in a while.

by bmic March 27, 2013

Brose

Pointing your fingers at the camera (like a gang sign) when your picture is taken. Originated by Brian Browe, but now every one of his friends do it without the understanding of how stupid it looks.

Did you see the latest pics on facebook of Brian's Christmas party, everyone was doing a brose, what a bunch of tards!

by gunner1 December 21, 2009

Brose

A brose is a rose you give to your best bro. Usually given on a bro date to show your affection to your best bro. The plural form would be Broses.

Bro: Hey...bro, wanna go to dinner at this sick restraunt i just heard of, and then catch a movie after? Best Bro: Yeah for sure bro! Sound brotastic! Bro: Alright bro, Im gonna stop by the florist and pick up some Broses for my best bro!

by Tommy Gatewood October 21, 2009

Broses

He who is without equal; paragon of perfection, criterion of crunk, whose power and intellect is beyond our ability to fathom or recognize.

Oh Broses, who art in awesome, hallowed be thy mane, thy ping is none, thy will is phun, your worth is infinity times seven

by NerdVernacular August 16, 2006

brose

Prose written for bros. Popular works of brose include Rippetoe's Starting Strength and Schwarzenegger's Education of a Bodybuilder. Not to be confused with broetry.

Mark Rippetoe is widely regarded in broscientific circles as a leading author of brose.

by CowManCheeseBall February 28, 2014

Broses

alternative to bro, brother, broseph, or man. combination of moses and bro/brother, evolved from the standard biblical companionship term broseph

what u been up to lately broseph? I hit up the mall, ate some taco bell and drank a baja blast, what about you broses.

by $W.M.$ July 20, 2010

Broses

A heterosexual male should be allowed to give another heterosexual male flowers, as long as they both refer to them as "Broses."

Dude, the Cubs finally won another World Series. Thanks for the half-a-dozen Broses!

by SnugglesKnucklecock April 25, 2011