A fork of Rural Dictionary
Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.
Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice.
An adjective commonly used to describe midgets that are ghetto and a little out of control. Also used to more specifically describe hitchhiking midgets.
Yo homie, watch out for those bumpy ol' midgets!
A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.
Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties." Guy 2: "Yea man, that bitch is bumpy!!"
when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all
I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator.