A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you take a shit and it feels like it's a flower blooming against your ass cheeks
I had butt blossoms today, there wasn't enough toilet paper to Wipe it.
Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole
Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."