A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large muscle in the body that absorbs cheezits
Alright broski, so please don't slap my buttcheek because that would be weird and I need that for important things.
Used to describe something that sucks. See buns, bundies, ass.
That movie was buttcheeks.
A close call. Going to the absolute final brink of a terrible situation and coming through unscathed. Derived from having to take a powerful shit and squeezing the cheeks of your ass together in order to waddle to the toilet, making it just in time and releasing the vice grip on your anus to birth a fecal fist, likely to produce a splashback that is as refreshing to your anus as the new found relief of your large intestine.
Person 1: Holy shit, you almost hit that car! Person 2: Yeah, I totally buttcheeksed it.
The name for a shy girl who tends to blush, so cheeks seems to be as soft as a baby's behind, given by a Crackbaby.
Buttcheeks had to write a definition, because it seemed that the whole world was wondering..why Buttcheeks?
A verb used to describe anything
1. idude i just rank 45 buttcheeks/i 2. iman i wish i could pull that many buttcheeks /i
Used as a code word for weed because the W in weed sorta looks like buttcheeks.
I have buttcheeks in my pocket! Im gonna go do some buttcheeks after school, you wanna come?