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Buttseks

Humorous Internet meme for anal intercourse.

LOL cat says: Deir gawd make da buttseks stopz!

by frick1 February 24, 2010

buttseks

Anal intercourse.

He loves teh buttseks.

by Buttsekser March 19, 2003

surprise buttseks

the act of having buttseks where the male genitalia penis is inserted into either a man or woman's anus, without warning, and screaming "SURPRISE BUTTSEKS" upon entering the rectum

amy:so, jill as i was saying, i truly thing that the northern hemisphere should be considered new zealand and the southern should be testicleville
jill: but on the contrary, i do not bel--
mike:(while entering the rectum) SURPRISE BUTTSEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vampire buttseks

Vampires having anal intercourse.

Anne Rice's Louis was totally out for vampire buttseks with either Lestat or Armand.

by Z the All-Mighty January 14, 2007