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c.p.r. stands for cardiopulmonary resuscitation
I performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation aka c.p.r.on the dead dude.
Coughing Poop Release. Refers to a self-administered emergency technique when unable to poop normally; somewhat similar to the Heimlich maneuver, it involves coughing vigorously to dislodge and eject the organic object clogging the bodily orifice.
I was mildly constipated, so I used C.P.R. to help me eliminate.
When your girlfriend keeps you inside of her after you cum, takes a little break, makes you hard again and then you get back at it, all without taking it out. Cum, Pause, Repeat.
My girl performed C.P.R on my dick last night, she brought that soft thing back to life without even taking it out of her.