A fork of Rural Dictionary
“have you remembered to pray to cael today? don’t forget or you shall be eradicated”
One of the most dirty minded people you will meet but he is also one of the funniest people you will ever meet.
Danny: "Did you talk to that guy over there, he's such a Cael but that's why I like him."
A magnificent and Holy beard.
Zeus's Cael was very well trimmed today.
Will I ever have a Cael as powerful as yours daddy?
is normally a tall, tan, athletic guy with dreamy brown eyes and is very intelligent. He is SO SWEET and will do anything for the girl he loves. he has a great heart and an amazing personality. if you are dating a Cael, DON'T LET HIM GO. in short, Cael is perfect! Cael doesn't really hide his emotions well so that makes him very honest but also a good secret keeper. he is a great bf and is an absolute dream!
Girl 1: "Wow, I should date Cael. He seems so perfect."
Girl 2: "You should. He'll treat you like a queen!"
Literally the best person on the planet with absolutely no flaws. Excels in: everything, everything, and everything. Struggles in: absolutely nothing, still nothing, and more nothing. He is very hot, funny, strong, smart, tall, fast, and gets women. If you get the chance to talk to Cael, you are at the elite top 0.01% of people on the planet because he is so perfect and cool. Cael gets lots of women because he is an alpha mega chad. He has all A+ and is the best athlete on the planet. Cael is a god. All hail Cael. Don't forget to or you will be incinerated and beaten in hell. SUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Jessica: OMG IT'S CAEL HE IS SOOOOO HOT!!!
Jennifer: OMG IT IS I WANT TO TALK TO HIM BUT HE IS TO PERFECT!!!
Jessica: LIKE OMG WHY IS SO COOL AND HOT AND STRONG AND SMART AND FUNNY AND TALL AND WITTY AND HANDSOME AND FAST AND PERFECT!!!
Jennifer: IK LIKE OMG HEIS AMAZING AND I WANT HIM