A fork of Rural Dictionary
5 Seconds of Summer's 4th album and true work of art. The name is an acronym for the first names of each momer of the band:
Calum Hood (Bassist)
Ashton Irwin (Drummer)
Luke Hemmings (Lead singer)
Michael Clifford (Lead Guitarist
Stream CALM for clear skin
Career and Life Management
A class every single Albertan kido has to take in 11th grade, or else they cant graduate! It's really a fun class though, at this very moment im actually in it...
You learn how to live life. And when someone asks you, what do you have now? You say CALM but it sounds like cum so their like what?! But really, its a fun class.
oh yeah, and you cant swear in it or else you hafta do push ups. These are the following swears:
crap, fuck, shit, bitch, damn, damnit, god damnit, cunt, dick, cock, jubba nubba thuban, satan, ETC. (JK for satan)
Student1: Hey what do you have right now?
Student2: Calm...
Student1: gross dude.
George Bush: calm saved my life, though my life didnt go anywheree...
Student1: Hey I love calm, did you know that my friend failed it, and hes taking it again?
Student2: really? its like the easiest class ever, easier than a spare dammit.
teacher: FUCK! DO SOME GOD DAMN PUSH UPS .
CALM+:- CALM+ Is an accurate description of a FABARM whilst he she or they are calming down the hysterical "NONFABMASSES" - it takes them a long time to FABLEARN the ultimate calmness of a friendly FABARM!
This match is getting almost hysterical - we need to get a couple of CALM+ FABARM'S in, after half time, that should fix it!
Calm used in this way is a from only alpha males use when making plans to show that they all agree with whatever it may be.
Jalen: McDonalds after school today?
Nick: calm
Hunter: calm
Jack: calm
Corey: calm
Dylan: calm