A fork of Rural Dictionary
Cock Blocking Roaches
Roaches that scare your date off before you can get any action.
EDWIN: "hey AJ , how was your date last night with that girl you met at the club?"
AJ: "I spent $200 taking her out at a restaurant and took her home, I thought I would go all the way until out came the CBR'S!"
EDWIN: "DAMN , Those Cock Blocking Roaches strike again!"
Basically, the meaning of CBR is Cannot Be Reached, so like, when someone's CBR, they're either unavailable, or offline, or basically somewhere you don't know and don't have direct contact to.
Girl 1: Ugh I am so annoyed with Kennedy!
Girl 2: Omg why?
Girl 1: He is so CBR right now, it's driving me nuts.
Or
Guy 1: Bro, where's Jackson? Imma tell him about the new Outlast game.
Guy 2: I cannot contact him.
Guy 1: He's being CBR again.
Cock Block Rock
in other words, a best friend (a rock) who prevents you from hooking up with another or engaging in sex.
"Justin, can you be my CBR? There's a creeper tryin to talk to me."
a chicken and bacon ranch sub from subway, possible the godliest sub ever created.
ill have extra cheese on my CBR sandwich of godlieness.
CBR or die.
of course i want my CBR toasted you newb!
what do you want on the CBR?
tomates? frankies?
lets just skip on to the ranch sauce.