A fork of Rural Dictionary
Chronic Dick Disease.
When your boss is being a complete dickhead.
Symptoms include: egomania, acting high and mighty, anger issues, peering eyes, hovering, fidgeting, pacing back and forward.
My boss was being such a dick today. He seems to have a chronic dick disease flare up. He totally has CDD today.
Chronic Dumbass Disorder. A highly contagious disease.
You: What the fuck, Billy? 2+2 is 4, not 89!
Billy: Sorry, I have CDD.
You: Then get the fuck away from me!
CDD is an acronym for a disease known as Chronic Dick Dependency. If you see a girl in class that seems to be staring off into space daydreaming then there is a good chance she suffers from CDD.
Also see: CDW Chronic Dick Withdrawal
Kevin: Riyad look at Courtney over there just staring intently at nothing.
Riyad: That bitch is suffering from CDD
Kevin: CDD?
Riyad: Yes CDD. Chronic Dick Dependency. She hasn't had some dick in awhile and she is really feenin' for some right now.
A form of a language involving using individual letters in place of words. The words are in the letters.
CDD= "See the D(short for dick)"
"CDD?, smoke that shit!"
CDD is an acronym for the disease, Compulsive Dabbing Disorder. CDD is a rare disease where the infected person dabs an overwhelming amount per day. A person with CDD will dab anywhere upwards of 60 dabs a day. CDD is a highly infectious disease and is almost impossible to cure. If you realize you have contracted this fatal disease, report to the nearest hospital to seek immediate help. If you wait too long you will stay in the dabbing position for the rest of your life, unable to: eat, sleep, and perform any basic tasks or basic motor skills. This disease is highly fatal and should be reported immediatley.
Daniel: Dood James contracted CDD from Sydney.
Zack: Did James go to a hospital? is he okay?
Daniel: James will be fine, but it's to late for Sydney